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Needles are pokey

What you should know

For those of you who don't know, here are some things you should know about the Super Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjets:

Contrary to popular belief, this group is not connected to monkeys as we are specifically Monkeyjets. Monkeyjets have absolutely no relation to monkeys and we strongly oppose Darwin's Theory of evolution. Monkeyjets is a proper noun so it is always spelt with a capital M.

If you don't know what Monkeyjets are, you should probably Google it. You may not get any results because Google may not know what Monkyjets are either. You may, however, get links to someone whose username is monkeyjet. This person is monkeyjet and not a Monkeyjet (capital M) and has no relation to real Monkeyjets.

This group does not use an acronym as it is fun making people say or type the extremely long name. Also, if it was acronymed, it would be HITNM which makes no sense unless it stands for hitting somebody whose initials are NM. like Norman Malowsky.

WELCOME

Comrades,

Welcome to the new blog of the Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjets. We are celebrating the start of a new year with a new direction, starting with this stand-alone Monkyjet blog.

Have a good year, all of us

All hail hurts and is cold.